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“HO – HO – NO!” SANTA’S LIST REPORTED MISSING
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“HO – HO – NO!” SANTA’S LIST REPORTED MISSING

Santa Claus is Enlisting the Help of the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office and Suffolk Residents to Save Christmas

Suffolk County Sheriff Dr. Errol D. Toulon, Jr. announced today that the official “Naughty and Nice List” used by Santa Claus himself has gone missing.


On Monday, December 5, 2022, Sheriff Toulon and Santa Claus were scheduled to meet at the Sheriff’s Office in Riverhead to discuss the good boys and girls of Suffolk County, as they always do this time of year. As the County Sheriff, Sheriff Toulon has a unique insight into the behavior of the residents of Suffolk County and Santa likes to check in with him each Christmas Season.


The “Naughty and Nice List” was discovered missing at approximately 9:00 am, when Santa Claus parked his sleigh outside “Frosty’s Milk and Cookies” in Riverhead, NY. Mr. Claus reported that he had stopped on his way to the meeting for a black and white cookie, something he can only get in the New York area.


“I always visit Sheriff Toulon before Christmas to see how the boys and girls of Suffolk County have been behaving throughout the year,” said Mr. Claus. “We go over the List and make any updates as needed. Without the List, how will I know who the good boys and girls are this year? I should never have stopped for that black and white cookie!”

"Sheriff Toulon, the list is MISSING!"

Sheriff Toulon said the Sheriff’s Office does not have any leads. “Unfortunately, nearby security cameras were not working and Santa did not lock his sleigh before heading into the store. I would like to remind all residents to lock their vehicles and take their keys with them before running in to a store this holiday season.”


Santa Claus has asked Sheriff Toulon and the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office to help him identify who has been naughty or nice in Suffolk County. He would like the comment section of the Sheriff’s office Facebook and Instagram Pages to be the new “Suffolk County Naughty and Nice List.”


If you have been good this year, please visit the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office Facebook or Instagram page and let Santa know that you have been a good boy or girl. You can leave a message in the comment section or record a video telling Santa why you deserve a present this year. Santa will be keeping an eye on this List as he packs his sleigh for Christmas Eve.


“I know the children of Suffolk County have been good all year and deserve presents for Christmas,” said Sheriff Toulon. “I look forward to reading about all of the good behavior and forwarding this List to Santa Claus in time for Christmas Eve.”


The Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office Facebook Page can be found at www.facebook.com/SuffolkSheriff. The Sheriff’s Office Instagram page can be found at www.instagram.com/suffolksheriff. Links to both of these pages can be found at www.suffolksheriff.com.


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